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Cking Demotivational Poster


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


... - NO COMMENT NECESSARY




Wreking Balm -




HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


.03 SECONDS -


TAGS: f***ing **** up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
5L!!!


Serial Toe Licker -


TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

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Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.


BAD TAN - Oh Yeah, You Know The Ladies Love It




BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


Items confiscated -


TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


PENNSYLVANIA POLICE -


TAGS: car jacking amish
Rating: 4.64/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 9:14 am
very nice, too bad I can't give you a 5L, because you're anonymous....


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are s****** milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

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ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4****...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


MWLF -


TAGS: licking windows
Rating: 4.22/5

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spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:45 am
Hilarious!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 2:13 am
Culos this is very VERY good. I'd give you 6Ls if I could for this one.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 12:52 am
It's being made into a TV movie on Lifetime called "Window On The World: The Motifake Wit Liberation Front Story" I'm being played by an ensemble of Christian Bale, Kermit The Frog, Meryl Streep, and Max Von Sydow.


MY WIFE SAID SHE NEEDED MORE SPACE - So I locked her outside




National Geographic -


TAGS: penguin tracking
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - March 22, 2014, 12:54 pm
Duck ***e?! You call yourselves scientists?


DOCKING -




DR EVIL -




SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football




TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


SKIRT AND STOCKINGS - it makes the whole package that much nicer




BEST FRIENDS - That's right Mr. Ferret, I'm cleaning you. At least until Momma goes in the other room then it is dinner time.


TAGS: friends cat ferret licking dinner time
Rating: 3.06/5

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spacedog - August 20, 2009, 2:10 pm
Mmm. Sugar you taste good.


LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!


TAGS: lips suck s****** watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet


BULLYING -




YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


thank you kim jung un -


TAGS: youtube interview kim jung un hacking
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:44 pm
The reality of the lord.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 7:27 pm
Passion of Christ was banned in many theaters here. Had to stand in line for hours to buy tickets for the following week. Clever, these Japanese. 5'd.
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:10 pm
I'm beginning to wonder if this wasn't the greatest marketing ploy ever.
Oldsod - December 25, 2014, 11:59 am
I had no desire to see this movie, until "The Great Hiding." Now I just want to see it to urinate in Kimmie's Wheaties...


GOOD OLD TRADITIONS? - Are you proud, too?


TAGS: lederhosen fail fashion stockings
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sho - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
Hahah wtf


SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? -




DIGITAL NATIVES -


TAGS: calendar nerds technology mocking
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 25, 2013, 9:30 pm
They're making technology too d*** cheap these days...


OWNERSHIP -


TAGS: can t be claimed without checking the profit
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - February 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
Property of Robert Crumb


COMMUNICATING WITH THE PAST -


TAGS: june calendar rocking horse communication
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cloudchaser - June 17, 2011, 10:23 am
I immediately thought of the Insane Clown Posse song Play With Me. The subject of the lyrics fits perfectly with this, especially the last line before the final chorus
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 7:54 am

n1 greeny. its nice to see people using different fonts.


US AIR FORCE NUCLEAR WEAPONS -




DR. EVIL -




IT'S A LAZY WORLD -


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing ***e dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.




PERFECTION -


TAGS: me***hors kicking down the door
Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bingo doesn't count as a me***hor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of b***plugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a me***hor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am
i know one good me***hor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.


UNDERDEAD -


TAGS: overkill zombies and s****** flesh wounds notwithstanding
Rating: 3.12/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
A sensitive subject that few ever address.


PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)


TAGS: global warming al gore owl gore fag g** liberal moron democrat retard f***ing stupid lemon obama
Rating: 2.55/5
BladeMasterV - August 9, 2008, 3:25 am
being part ninja saying this is hard w..e.. nan na need mo mmoo moore ppa pa pirates ow my mouth it burn's! i said it for the future!
nerd guy - June 7, 2008, 1:28 pm
does anyone notice that the graph was made incorrect?
the flying spagetti monster - June 3, 2008, 8:46 pm
yeahh man
SCARLET PIRATE - May 20, 2008, 11:50 pm
We NEED more pirates... FOR THE CHILDREN... WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!


GUITARS - That's it. Can't get anymore bad ass.


TAGS: assault rifle rifles gun guns guitar guitars music rocking rock bad ass
Rating: 2.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:47 am
Pic has been done here, and I believe it has been tunneled as well.


CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...




Special Delivery -


TAGS: trucking signs money makers
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:10 pm
again


SUCH A SMALL BIT OF SKIN - IT'S WHAT THEY SAY, IT'S WHAT THEY DO ALL THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN THE PROMISE OF WHAT'S TO COME


TAGS: lips for kissing and nibbling and s****** and and and
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:43 am

after looking at Benny cache, I have to wonder myself. Matchstick figures are better than some of his stuff.
phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 2:11 pm
Im at a loss for words to even try and understand that drunken rambling.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 9:33 am
After all the crap everyone gets, all the grammar police its who they leave to work night shift who they responsible who let this pointless through.


LOST IN TRANSLATION -


TAGS: kangaroo translation kicking kids
Rating: 4.47/5

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jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
He shoots! He scores! GOOOOAAALLL!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 7:59 pm
we put bet on these type things here. i'm paying 10-1 odds he wins this weeks match. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 5:33 pm

meh...happened to me just yesterday.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 4:53 pm
It is just a good idea to slow down while making fakes to make sure there is no erorrs in what you put out there. Something i have yet to perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:34 pm
For me, it is Monday and the temazepam hasn't worn off yet.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 4:32 pm
tell me about it, effing retard that guy is!
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:27 pm
spelling?


COUCH POTATO - So ?


TAGS: couch potato girl woman stockings
Rating: 4.26/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:17 am
we're supposed to put texts on motifakes ? man !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:43 pm
These pictures are awesome... but the text??? Uh??? Where is it?


WHATCHU DOING TODAY? -




FOLLOWER -


TAGS: life time woman ***y leg joke double entendre ankle stocking heel talent courage dark place
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
I dare say there'd be no shortage of followers here.


FAIL.. - Gravitational pull doesn't count as magnetism.




HOW TO FIND A DESPERATE WOMAN - Short well groomed fingernails with her old boyfriends painted on each nail. Guess what she has been doin. Time to make your move. Giggty!


TAGS: fingernails assignment flicking the bean
Rating: 3.09/5

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Jerk - September 1, 2011, 12:28 pm
i hate you Mr. buzzkillington
vellocent - June 16, 2011, 8:46 pm
Those aren't ex boyfriends, those are famous men. Dali being the most obvious on the left of the screen. She isn't desperate, she is creative.


POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick.


TAGS: talk about kicking a dead horse how long ago was the election
Rating: 3.04/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 8:51 pm
so long as they stay at the "Soapbox Derby site" aka politifake, we wont have to resort to this
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:57 pm
Rhubarb
WTFO - August 25, 2009, 3:50 am
Definitely, low class. 1 lion. no rant.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:16 am
move to Hamilton as rumored. It looks like the same guy that was trying to move the Pens a few years ago is determined to move a team there to Hamilton.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:15 am
Just wanted to quickly make that point. Now.... back to hockey. Yeah, I see your point about the T Birds.But to me Seattle seemed like a good place to put a team back there at first thought. Perhaps not. In the meantime; I wonder if the Coyotes are gonna
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:13 am
And not that I want to take the subject of discussion away from hockey; but if people started discussing Canadian politics; I would listen and learn, as I know what's going on north of the border is a subject I'm weak on. I wouldn't mind it at all.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:51 am
Nah, I'm not quite that old. And the T-birds weren't exactly selling out every night.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:44 am
Personally I think Seattle should get another chance at having a major league team. Remember the Metropolitans?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:36 am
No. I love the WHL, but the Hitmen weren't even a team when I was attending games in Seattle.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:35 am
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if Luongo holds up... Vancouver does a great job of ruining promising talent.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Noooo can't stand any Buffalo team.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Over there in Flames country; ever happen to catch a Calgary Hitmen game?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:33 am
Not a Sabres guy, either? Geez.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
But I will give you that Roberto Luongo is one of the best goalies in the league today.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
I was fond of the lovable/laughable Whalers, too. And Winnipeg. I can't feel good about rooting for any team that relocates (Calgary included), though.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:31 am
In the meantime I began began to heavily lean toward the Washington Capitols (surprise.)
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:30 am
As much as i would love to also plead the fifth; I was a huge Hartford Whalers fan until they moved. I root for the Canes on occasion (was glad they won the Cup in '06); but it's not the same to me.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:27 am
You? Leafs?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:26 am
I'm in Flames country, but still have a soft spot for the Canuckleheads.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:25 am
Does pleading the Fifth Amendment count in Canada?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
And we're discussing generalities, not whether a Conservative Botswanian Ebola virus is more fit to govern than a Liberal Mauritanian Tse-Tse fly.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
So Haar you mentioned you went to the Canucks v Maple Leafs game back in '94. What would your favorite hockey team be?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:19 am
I have no plan to implement. There are only geographical commonalities that should be honored. Many of us in various regions have similar economic interests. I'll guarantee I've more in common with the average Albertan than with the average Pennsylvanian
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:09 am
Even though yes I did actually get into the discussion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:08 am
Obviously I got that. Don't even recognize when the tactic you discuss is used, huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 4:04 am
It's only a political discussion because you completely missed Haarakkon's point Paul. Nobody actually wanted to talk Canadian politics. You sure need a lot explained to you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:03 am
And Moooooooooooooooooooo when I'm talking politics and when I'm joking should be obvious; if you can't tell the difference that that's your problem. And if you hate me just because I talk politics than fine. Like I said that reflects on you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:00 am
Well it wasn't my idea to talk Canadian politics. How ironic that an anti political Motifake resulted in a political discussion. And BTW this poster is already #21 in most comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:55 am
snore.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:54 am
And in your ideal subdividing of North America would there be a sovereign government over it all? Or would the subdivided geopolitical areas have political independence? And would your plan involve relocation of citizens?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:36 am
Having visited Vancouver ('94 playoffs, smiefinals against Toronto) and lived in Seattle, there were more common interests regardless of border than there were with an East Coaster. Same here with Alberta. And Newfies and Down Easters.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Night Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
BTW in that case you should be forced to learn Mexican....can you say " wanna buy some oranges mister"
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Careful, Moo+. Sounds cliqueish. PKP, my honest opinion on the territorial pissing match is that we ought to subdivide North America into geopolitical regions.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Why would anybody want to talk aboot that on a comedy site PKP??? Thats the fundamental question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:32 am
On that retarded note I'm going to bed...and no one has to strap me in like at PKP's "house.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:30 am
And Haarakkon I agreed with you on that point the last time you brought it up. Just that being an American I naturally gravitate towards American politics. So, tell me your opinion on NAFTA, or whether Canadian citizens should be made to learn French?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:29 am
I have no idea what PKP is whining aboot now.....Spacedog Eh? cool.....MrRandom is alright nuy me......So what does that say aboot the percentage of Canadians on Moti.....WE f***ing Rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
And Sean I just LOVED how you stereotyped all town hall attendees who voiced an opinion an Obamacare as all being "cranky old angly white folks".
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
My point to PKP would be that Albertan politics would be about as interesting to him as most of the American politics are to the rest of us.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
I can actually see the hat if I lean back in my chair.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
Oh, no kidding!!! Cool! Spacedog is, too.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Joe the plumber was a guest on the daily show. THAT is seeking attention.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh no I made a spelling error!! *screams* Who hasn't?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Canadian politics is every bit as interesting as American politics. We are just too polite to make a big whiny deal out of it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Mr Random is an Albertan....he probably wears a cowboy hat.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
How is that "seeking attention"?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
No, Joe the Plumber did NOT "seek the spotlight". He was a normal citizen who asked a Presidential candidate a question when Obama came down his street and then he happened to have his name mentioned by both McCain and Obama in the debate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
You're a sad debater Paul. I suggest getting off the net and spending more time with your speak and spell.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
This one time at writers camp...paul stuck a flute up his p****.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
Dalton McGuinty doesn't even have his wife's pic on the website. Is he? NVM. Marie Stelmach, now - oops, no Albertans on. Anyhoo... Canada - the only country in the world where you can get a pamphlet on Federal/Provincial relations at the airport.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Ooooh, this one lady. Arguing by anecdote. Wow, how persuasive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Gst...even.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
And Joe the P. sought the spotlight. Courted it, no? Made himself a public figure. His problem he had skeletons in his closet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
I don't even worry aboot the GTST...I adressed that years ago when it was instituted.....Party Quebecois We just ignore that BS..The only thing the Quebecois inherited from their homeland is the arrogance.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
seeking to own*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
Joe the Plumber WAS an entrepreneur. He was seeking to but his won company; hence the point of and reason for his original question to Obama!!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
What!!! Merging the taxes!!! I gotta go make a poster!!! Those bastards won't get away with this!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
I can do.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Watch American news, Sean. They had this one lady who was harassed in her own home and called a racist just because she voiced her opinion to Senator Arlen Specter at a town hall meeting. But if you are gonna be in denial of the facts the there's nothing
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Joe the Plumber put himself out there as an entrepeneur, OR his GOP sponsors played him up as such. What was revealed by journalists was the simple truth. It was true, wasn't it? Since when are we all to be shileded from the truth? Accountability, no?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:16 am
"Two sales taxes merged into one. Right now, you go shopping, you pay 5% GST and 8% PST. Starting July 1, 2010, you'll only see the single sales tax – 13%." No room for controversy there.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
joe the who? he's not Canadian! Stay on topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
You do it all the time...You make boring political comments, Then claim to be "just making a joke" It's bobvious that you don't want to be hated....so ...just keep the political **** to yourself. You know what I'm talking aboot...don't even deny it.
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
Bull****, Paul. They are cranky old angly white folks who have got theres. No one is harassing them. You are making that crap up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
plumbing license yet.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
Harper? Is that his name? I should write that down somewhere.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
f***, look at that poor guy Joe The Plumber. Asked Obama one question and they dug all into his private life and called him a "liar" on television by claiming he's not a plumber just because he WORKED FOR another plumber and had not yet received his own
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
Wait a minute! How dare you suggest that Haar. canadian politics is wayyy more exciting than your stuff. Why just the other day, Prime Minister Harper stood up in Parliament to prop- *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
So you're telling me that Parti Quebecois is playing nicely?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
What am I backpeddling from Moooooooooooooooooooo?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
"Propelled by an unmistakable spirit of innovation and possibility, Manitoba businesses are capitalizing on our highly skilled workforce, un***ped renewable energy potential, dynamic economy and low Hydro electric rates to reach their fullest potential."
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
It's not reverse psychology. It is the way it is. The people protesting Obamacare at the town hall meetings across the nation; they're harassed, receive threatening phone calls, are called racists; just for voicing a responsible opinion as citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
Canadian politics are simple...No backbiting, slander, Outright lies.....We're just relaxed that way.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:10 am
Okay, good, Moo. Hey, how about that Gary Doer? Or is it Don'ter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
I've said it before....PKP is an expert backpedaller. No one's gonna fall for it here Paul. Your Politibuddy tries it all the time.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
Nothing new under the Sun, is the problem with the politics. How boring would it be to have to figure out the sides in a Canadian political debate? Maybe that's an idea for my neighbors.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:07 am
I talk to him every day in PM's Haar....he's good. Just waiting for the tide to break IMO.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Sure Paul. I always fall for reverse psychology. Guess I better leave you alone now. My efforts seem to have been counter-productive. Dammit. Outsmarted by a 14 year old Norwegian Bjorn fan. Sheesh.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Heh, really. Great pic. Has anyone heard from Agd in the last 5 days?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
You haven't made a joke in well.....forever, Paul.....that's why everyone dislikes you.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Thanks Haar! I have no idea where the inspiration came from.....
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
That was funny, Sean.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Did that last bit on porpoise.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
BTW, TTH, very nice sentiment and nicely done on the poster.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
You're entitled to your opinion; Sean. People voicing their opinion and speaking in a responsible manner are often targeted. It's part of the game; it's the way it is. It may even be a sign that I'm on the right track.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
*acting (dammit!)
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
See that? Nailed mine on the FIRST take. Ha! That's atcing!
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm ready to Pon Farr like a Vulcan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
T's are important as well.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
Careful Sean the viking's back!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Up late eh Haar? Don't you vikings go into a trance like Klingons?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
oops *ducks a little*
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Take 2: You just had to go there, didn't you, Sean... (Spaces, they're THAT important.)
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:59 am
You just had to got here, didn't you, Sean...
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Hell I'm starting to doubt that you are even American, Paul. I'm now guessing Norwegian. There's a certain sort of vulnerability there that suggests some familiarity with fjords, and Bjorn music.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:53 am
Is it intentional irony that most of the things the right is dinging Obama for are the SAME things - or types of things - that the left dinged Bush for? Bailouts, Foreign Etiquette Faux Pas, etc.?? Or is it all just poor memory?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:51 am
You come across as young and dumb Paul. I don't honestly care how old you are or aren't. Or how many arguments you've won against your little sister.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:50 am
Well then maybe since nobody will buy your writing, you should start a political website. You could make posters that aren't funny and then blather on and on about them without interruption.


PHONE HACKING - it's not just an old man's hobby.


TAGS: hacking
Rating: 2.83/5

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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE


TAGS: journey tunnel f*** **** godf***ingd***ityouf***ing****suckeryoumessedupthegodd***tunnel
Rating: 2.2/5

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corneredbadger - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
how did this get approved?


CARJACKING - People, I lost the key. Could somebody jack this for me....




History buffs?...Too easy? -


TAGS: just checking on this generation
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 30, 2013, 4:52 pm
Never watched Seinfeld.
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 3:44 pm
Nada (as far as I can search)
Greeny - December 29, 2013, 3:07 pm
Groundhog day bum?
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 2:46 pm
Yeah, he also played a good sleeping guy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
MashiMashi - December 29, 2013, 2:28 pm
He bit KRAMER I'll tell you that!!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2013, 1:42 am
"The Donald" of course. I don't know who the guy is in the picture though.
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:33 pm
I cannot believe the word ‘tayp’ is edited out
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
I used to ***e them...then they changed the writers
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:26 pm
Thank you thank you *taking a bow* ... must admit I have every seinfeld episode committed to memory! :)
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:24 pm
Bingo! Show the little chicken what she won, Don. Bill Erwin, bit actor extraordinaire…looks like the monopoly guy… hence skewed hints
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:04 pm
The crabby old guy
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
He looks like the guy that Kramer took the record collection from? The senior Jerry was supposed to be helping..
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:01 pm
Well…that hint was misleading. How ‘bout….a bit actor….that looks like…..
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 6:53 pm
Steinbrenner?
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 5:41 pm
You guys are warm….sorta. Let’s see…a hint…a Seinfeld episode. Wonder if Emilio can nail it.
lgvernon - December 28, 2013, 4:20 pm

Charles Darrow?? Inventor of the game 'Monopoly'?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:26 pm
Oh, man! I know him! Not personally - but I know who he is. I want to say Walter Brimley? But that can't be right.


Opposite -




Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!


Cinco de Mayo Priorities -




Overclocking -




Fracking -


TAGS: fracking companies lawyers questioning legality
Rating: 4.3/5

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falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 10:11 pm
In all seriousness, this is sick. Purely sick. How could these families agree to these atrocious gag orders?
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 9:11 am
Wy, yes…..yes I do. Best frack ever!


TOC - SHE'S THE BOSS! -


TAGS: pecking order
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 12:59 pm
so I guess then, that'd make TOC a pecker checker?? 5 Duck Ala O'Ranges


LEARNING - Sometimes nothing beats real-world experiences. Like getting your butt stuck to a frozen pole.




DEAR MR. M - Now that I have portrayed you as God, have I gained immunity to being banned?


TAGS: s****** up to a mod
Rating: 3.57/5

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maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 3:34 pm
Yes !


NOTE TO SELF -


TAGS: boys always checking out the scenery
Rating: 3.52/5

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bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you Haar because I'm out of payola *psst, come back after my wife leaves...I just told her I'm out of cash*
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
No payola needed on a 5L poster.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
*passes payola to Aggy*
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
Agreed... very funny. I gave it a 5,... better than Sean's 4.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:22 pm
Thanks Sean...and I didn't out anybody with this one, just gave away one of our trade secrets!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:13 pm
Dammit this is funny.


DIFF'RENT STROKES... - ...for diff'rent folks...




MUCKING -




ZOMBIES - ARMY OF ZOMBIES ROCK




APPLE WATCH -


TAGS: brand invasive privacy tracking iwatch
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - March 13, 2015, 11:48 pm
You are a wise man, GaryO. Thanks for the lions, dude.
GaryO - March 10, 2015, 8:22 am
Heard about this. Chester Gould was waaaay ahead of his time. Yeah, I’m unpluggin’ and movin’ to the cabin in less than two months. Won’t be too soon.


Laziness -


TAGS: not slacking saving energy
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2016, 12:42 am
Another word for "comfortable"


Unbelievable -


TAGS: friends internet shocking google
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 19, 2015, 11:27 pm
Hey, what's with the 'reply too' jumpin around willy nilly?
GaryO - October 19, 2015, 11:25 pm
greeny: A tall creature that makes coffee, plays guitar and dresses like a middle-aged man.
Bandit5906 - October 19, 2015, 10:50 pm
Yikes! I had no idea!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2015, 10:37 pm
Well that backfired, lol.
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:20 pm
don't google greeny, please - don't.
GaryO - October 19, 2015, 8:47 pm
so I googled thecrotchetyoldcynic....weird


Stocking Stuffer -


TAGS: christmas stocking stuffer shoppign mayehm
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:11 pm
MashiMashi? Been a bad boy?
MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:07 pm
I'd vote but it keeps Banning me


Tracking Cookies -


TAGS: tracking cookies grandma secret recipe
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 10, 2017, 7:49 am
Thanks
concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:52 am
Nice, UP yours


I do all my own stunts! -




Predictive Text -


TAGS: calendar goddonut frackingautocorrect kitty cats
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:56 am
The evil symbol fairy will allow 'puddy'. Of course 'biayches' works with this too! LOL!


TECHNOPHOBIA -


TAGS: cloud computing upload litter hacking
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - March 24, 2015, 6:27 am
Yeah...this one actually woke me up at 0215. It should have let me sleep.
GaryO - March 23, 2015, 9:08 pm
I've wondered about the cloud. Rather suspicious of it.


Contrarian -




carnage -


TAGS: carnage kicking sceaming blood
Rating: 4.81/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2015, 8:34 pm
Oh, this is good. Average for LA, good for the lesser beings 5L


Moves endlessly foward -


TAGS: ticking life unsatisfying cruel boring beautiful exhilarating insomnia stephen king
Rating: 4.75/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2016, 10:47 pm
Beautiful 5L


The Brain That Would Not Die -


TAGS: picking battles seats jars spiders
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - December 27, 2015, 1:49 pm
My gf never complains about the toilet being up...For one, I never leave it up because I hate it more than she does and second, she knows that if she did complain about it, I'd probably glue everything down and piss in the sink.
concern3 - December 27, 2015, 4:09 am
You nailed it a 5er


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